Calvin and Hobbes
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The Cabinet, Part 1
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Updated UPDATE!
I just sent this email to a few New York State Senators who have been misbehaving recently. I sent a personalized version to my Senator.
"Senator,
The current behavior of the senate is unacceptable. You may not be the Senator for my district, but your behavior still affects me as a New York State resident. Therefore, I charge you with resolving this crisis immediately. Failure to do so will result in my actively and financially supporting your opponent in the next election cycle.
This email may not carry a lot of weight with your office, but I assure you, my campaign contributions against you can."
Now it's your turn. Tell those morons to get back to work here.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
So apparently someone at the New York State Senate has this automatic blog search. At 10:36, *BNR* got a visitor from The New York State Senate in Wyandanch.
Score!
I just sent this email to a few New York State Senators who have been misbehaving recently. I sent a personalized version to my Senator.
"Senator,
The current behavior of the senate is unacceptable. You may not be the Senator for my district, but your behavior still affects me as a New York State resident. Therefore, I charge you with resolving this crisis immediately. Failure to do so will result in my actively and financially supporting your opponent in the next election cycle.
This email may not carry a lot of weight with your office, but I assure you, my campaign contributions against you can."
Now it's your turn. Tell those morons to get back to work here.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
So apparently someone at the New York State Senate has this automatic blog search. At 10:36, *BNR* got a visitor from The New York State Senate in Wyandanch.
Score!
Labels: BNR Gets Serious, penguins, Politics
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Yesterday, I posted that picture my brother sent me of my future child.
After I hit "publish", the Blogger confirmation page popped up. On the right side, there was a box of Google ads. I have limited knowledge of how Google ads work, so I checked Wikipedia. It told me that "Google matches advertisements to the content of a website."
Let's see what Google thinks of my blog!
(These are the exact ads. I copy and pasted them directly as they appeared.)
"Older Man Sex
Free to Join. 1000's of pictures of Handsome Single Older Men
www.BabyBoomerPeopleMeet.com
Wife Cheating? Free Trial
Secretly record IM's, email & more. 2 Minute Install. As seen on ABC!
WebWatcherNow.com/Free_Trial
Beautiful love
Can't make long love? Buy satisfaction now
proffdj.com
Not my daughters jeans
Shop for Not Your Daughters Brand Jeans. Free Shipping and Returns.
Zappos.com"
So yeah, apparently The Wife is cheating on me, I can't make long love, I long for love with Handsome Single Older Men, and I like little girl jeans.
Awesome.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
After I hit "publish", the Blogger confirmation page popped up. On the right side, there was a box of Google ads. I have limited knowledge of how Google ads work, so I checked Wikipedia. It told me that "Google matches advertisements to the content of a website."
Let's see what Google thinks of my blog!
(These are the exact ads. I copy and pasted them directly as they appeared.)
"Older Man Sex
Free to Join. 1000's of pictures of Handsome Single Older Men
www.BabyBoomerPeopleMeet.com
Wife Cheating? Free Trial
Secretly record IM's, email & more. 2 Minute Install. As seen on ABC!
WebWatcherNow.com/Free_Trial
Beautiful love
Can't make long love? Buy satisfaction now
proffdj.com
Not my daughters jeans
Shop for Not Your Daughters Brand Jeans. Free Shipping and Returns.
Zappos.com"
So yeah, apparently The Wife is cheating on me, I can't make long love, I long for love with Handsome Single Older Men, and I like little girl jeans.
Awesome.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
Monday, June 22, 2009
I got this text message from Frost:
"Dude, I just saw this girl and she totally looked like she could be yours and The Wife's daughter. I got a picture too"
Then I got this picture:
Ha!
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
"Dude, I just saw this girl and she totally looked like she could be yours and The Wife's daughter. I got a picture too"
Then I got this picture:
Ha!
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
Sunday, June 21, 2009
"You're severely retarded when it comes to folding clothes. Seriously, you're like the retarded person that other retarded people say 'Aw...' to."
- The Wife (to me)
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
- The Wife (to me)
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Texts with my brother:
Frost: 11 days... No post... are you dead or just out of ideas?
Me: Totally out of ideas. Work and school are killing my creativity.
Frost: Don't worry about it. You were never very creative to begin with.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
Frost: 11 days... No post... are you dead or just out of ideas?
Me: Totally out of ideas. Work and school are killing my creativity.
Frost: Don't worry about it. You were never very creative to begin with.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
*BNR* Public Service Announcement:
Do you use Verizon Wireless? If so, did you know you can block calls, messages, and internet spam? I didn't until about 10 seconds ago.
Log into MyVerizon, click the "My Services" tab, click the "Verizon Safeguards" link on the left, then click "Spam Controls."
You can thank me later.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
Do you use Verizon Wireless? If so, did you know you can block calls, messages, and internet spam? I didn't until about 10 seconds ago.
Log into MyVerizon, click the "My Services" tab, click the "Verizon Safeguards" link on the left, then click "Spam Controls."
You can thank me later.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Frost went rock climbing last weekend.
He didn't wear a harness.
He didn't wear climbing shoes.
...and he climbed it twice.
This is the second ascent
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His friend gave up.
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He said he got stuck. Something about "not having anything to grab onto" and being ridiculously scared.
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But he made it!
Man... I really miss playing outside with my brothers.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
He didn't wear a harness.
He didn't wear climbing shoes.
...and he climbed it twice.
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Man... I really miss playing outside with my brothers.
Much love from Brooklyn!
Later, -T-
Audentes fortuna iuva
Labels: Brothers, Frost, penguins, Rock Climbing
