Calvin and Hobbes
Hysterical Video
Going Away Video #2
Going Away Video #3
Jason Getting Dunked
Jason Getting Catapulted
The Cabinet, Part 1
The Cabinet, Part 2
The Citrus Incident
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Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Holy crap on a stick.
If you've read Angels and Demons then you need to read this article about CERN.
If you have yet to read Angels and Demons, get off your ass. It's a good book.
Later, -T-
If you've read Angels and Demons then you need to read this article about CERN.
If you have yet to read Angels and Demons, get off your ass. It's a good book.
Later, -T-
Monday, October 18, 2004
Today I went to school and work. I mean, it's rewarding and all, but then I checked my girlfriend's away message:
"The rumors are true! Baryshnikov came to see my show tonight!!!! Soooo awesome!!!!!!"
Yeah, she means this Baryshnikov. The Russian dancer. The very famous Russian dancer.
Cool huh?
Later, -T-
"The rumors are true! Baryshnikov came to see my show tonight!!!! Soooo awesome!!!!!!"
Yeah, she means this Baryshnikov. The Russian dancer. The very famous Russian dancer.
Cool huh?
Later, -T-
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Monday, October 04, 2004
Let the snow fly baby, because I'm ready! Until then, let's get you an UPDATE!
Current Music: I'm at work, but I've had So Cold and American Idiot stuck in my head.
Today's Random Fact: The average speed of Heinz ketchup from the mouth of an opened bottle is 25 miles per year.
So yeah, over the weekend I did a lot of stuff for the car. I changed the oil, the air filter, flushed the radiator, and I got new snow tires! These things are awesome, I can't wait for it to snow now!
Have you ever had heartburn? I hadn't until last night. It felt like my lungs were on fire, it really sucked. I took a lot of medicine, but it didn't help. I could go into gross details, but I won't. Anywho, I still have it today, but not nearly as bad. I've been carrying a bottle of Mylanta around with me at work and chugging some every other hour. So far, so good.
Over the weekend I was procrastionating studying for my mid-term, so I watched Swingers, Made, and Robin Hood and the Seven Hoods. All three are really good movies, three of my favorites actually. Go watch them. Do it. Do it!
Speaking of my mid-term, there were a lot of people in my class freaking out about it today. Um, a mid-term is not stressful. I had a patient come in today with a penile fracture. Yup, it's as awful as you can imagine. I'm not going to give you a link though, you can Google that one yourself. But yeah, that's real stress. I did freak out once in class today, but that was because of a fire alarm. It startled me and my reaction was apparently very entertaining. I'm quite jumpy you know.
Hey, I think people who read horoscopes in the newspaper are funny, but I think people who look them up online are just stupid. I mean, come on, don't be ridiculous. If you're really into it, read The Onion's version, at least those are funny.
How do you like the more updated UPDATES? Is it working for you? Let me know on the ZonkBoard over on the left. I have to pay for that damn thing again to re-up for the next year, so make good use of it! Also, check out the list of countries on the right, it keeps growing longer and longer! Finally, if you're a newbie to the site, go check out the archives. There's quite a bit of funny stuff buried in there. And the deer article is funny too. Okay, that's enough for tonight.
Later, -T-
P.S. Has anyone heard about this?
Current Music: I'm at work, but I've had So Cold and American Idiot stuck in my head.
Today's Random Fact: The average speed of Heinz ketchup from the mouth of an opened bottle is 25 miles per year.
So yeah, over the weekend I did a lot of stuff for the car. I changed the oil, the air filter, flushed the radiator, and I got new snow tires! These things are awesome, I can't wait for it to snow now!
Have you ever had heartburn? I hadn't until last night. It felt like my lungs were on fire, it really sucked. I took a lot of medicine, but it didn't help. I could go into gross details, but I won't. Anywho, I still have it today, but not nearly as bad. I've been carrying a bottle of Mylanta around with me at work and chugging some every other hour. So far, so good.
Over the weekend I was procrastionating studying for my mid-term, so I watched Swingers, Made, and Robin Hood and the Seven Hoods. All three are really good movies, three of my favorites actually. Go watch them. Do it. Do it!
Speaking of my mid-term, there were a lot of people in my class freaking out about it today. Um, a mid-term is not stressful. I had a patient come in today with a penile fracture. Yup, it's as awful as you can imagine. I'm not going to give you a link though, you can Google that one yourself. But yeah, that's real stress. I did freak out once in class today, but that was because of a fire alarm. It startled me and my reaction was apparently very entertaining. I'm quite jumpy you know.
Hey, I think people who read horoscopes in the newspaper are funny, but I think people who look them up online are just stupid. I mean, come on, don't be ridiculous. If you're really into it, read The Onion's version, at least those are funny.
How do you like the more updated UPDATES? Is it working for you? Let me know on the ZonkBoard over on the left. I have to pay for that damn thing again to re-up for the next year, so make good use of it! Also, check out the list of countries on the right, it keeps growing longer and longer! Finally, if you're a newbie to the site, go check out the archives. There's quite a bit of funny stuff buried in there. And the deer article is funny too. Okay, that's enough for tonight.
Later, -T-
P.S. Has anyone heard about this?
